CONDEMNED

ONE LAST THING FROM ME ABOUT THE TRIP.  WHILE WE WERE AT SKINNY DICKS IN FAIRBANKS WE BOUGHT THIS SIGN TO PLAY A LITTLE JOKE ON MY MOMS BAR.

IT SAYS:

CITY BOARD OF HEALTH

CONDEMNED

"THIS BUILDONG IS UNFIT FOR HUMAN HABITATION, OR IS DANGEROUS FOR OCCUPANCY.  IT IS HEREBY CLOSED AND ITS USE PROHIBITED"

"MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH FILTHY PIG DOGS WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS BUT YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE.  YOU ARE VILE AND DISGUSTING AND FOR THAT MATTER YOU'RE UGLY TOO!''

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO CLEAN UP THIS CESS POOL!

IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER WHERE THE ORDANANCE NUMBER IS IT HAS  " G.U.R.SO.DUM.

SO WE POSTED THIS ON THE DOOR AND HID IN THE BUSHES WAITING FOR BECKY TO OPEN UP IN THE MORNING.

BECKY'S ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED.

TIME FOR A LAUGH.  NOW WE HAVE TO CALL MOM.  TIME FOR HER TO BE SHOCKED.

SHE RIPPED IT OFF THE DOOR.  WELL THEY ALL HAD A LAUGH AND WE GOT A FREE BREAKFAST OUT OF IT.